MAS O QUE É QUE ESTA MALUCA ESTÁ PARA AQUI A DIZER?

- Oh, what's his name?
- Diogo.
- Hallo, Diogo. What a lovely name! How are you, Diogo? Fine? How old is he?
- Two and a half.
- Oh, two? I thought he was three! Oh, you're a big boy, aren't you? You're very tall!
- Yes, his dad is very tall, so...
- Oh, sweety, what a big boy... Do you understand english, Diogo? Hum? But he is in the creche, isn't he?
- Yes, I think he's starting to understand...
- Do you say hallo, Diogo? Hallo?

O Diogo olha para mim com uma expressão carregada a franzir-lhe as sobrancelhas pequeninas, e pergunta, com o ar mais sério deste mundo:
- O quê a xinhola tá a dijêl?